HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY!

“Snooki” from the “Jersey Shore” has a new man. His name is Emilio Antonio and comes complete with white sunglasses. Snooki says, “He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.”

Has A-Rod moved on to a new victim? He was photographed with Cameron Diaz! OK! Magazine says that they have been hooking up!

Carrie Underwood has her own “Sesame Street” Muppet. It’s a new character based on Carrie called ‘”Carrie underworm!” Carrie Underwood sings the worm’s theme song. The song is called “The Worm Anthem.” It will debut this Thursday.

Sunday’s Super Bowl was the most-watched TV program of all time. The early numbers say that an average of 106.5 million people watched the game. It that numbers sticks then it will beat out the series finale of “MASH!”

Daughtry’s Hair — All Growed Up!

Doritos — Tough kid

A man arrives with flowers to pick up his single-Mom date, and encounters a little resistance from her tough-guy, six- or seven-year old son. The kid catches the guy glancing at Mom’s, uh, assets, and is having none of Mr. Charming’s small talk. “Keep your hands off my Mama,” he warns, “and keep your hands off my Doritos.” Gotta applaud the little dude for looking out for his Mom.

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Snickers — Betty White

Any commercial with Betty White and Abe Vigoda is a winner in our book no matter what it’s about. In this case, the spunky Golden Girl is playing pickup football with the guys, though she’s struggling. “Man, you’ve been riding me all day,” she says before eating a Snickers bar that not only transforms her into a regular guy but also raises Vigoda from the dead. What, “Fish” is still alive? Twenty-eight years after People Magazine erroneously reported his demise, the answer is yes! — JG

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Coca Cola — The Simpsons

The Simpson and Coke. Perfect together. Who wouldn’t like to see Monty Burns lose all his money? But the goodness of Coke makes for feel-good ending for all. Big props for a Spider-pig cameo on the swings. — SW

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Hyundai — Brett Favre

OK, Hyundai’s commercials are getting better (with as many as they’re running, the odds are at least ONE had to be good). As much as we’re all getting sick of Brett Favre’s indecision every year, obviously he has a sense of humor about. I thought it was funny when he was saying most of the fans are younger than him, and that was before I noticed it was the 2020 MVP award he was winning. I thought he was talking about the current season. Because he’s already old. — SW

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TruTV — Punxatawney Polamalu

Punxsutawney Polamalu. Awesome. So much better than a commercial about his hair. Let’s see PETA complain about THIS one. Unfortunately, there won’t really be six more weeks of football. — SW

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FloTV — Spineless man

We all know this spineless male. Some of us know him all too well. Yeah, watching TV on a little screen can save some male dignity. But good luck getting your girlfriend to allow that. — SW

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HomeAway.com — The Griswolds

Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo reprise their roles as quirky parents from the classic “Vacation” movies, except this time they’re exasperated travelers getting screwed by extra hotel charges. The solution, says the ad, is to rent a house. It’s a pretty good spot, but we were hoping Christie Brinkley would make an appearance at the hotel pool. This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! — JG

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Google — French love story

Really clever commercial showing only the Google searches of a traveler in Paris as he tries to find the Louvre, then a cafe, then woos a French woman, then finds a job in France, then gets instructions on how to assemble a crib for their child. It shows how Google can help create a happy life instead of being used just for finding naked pictures of celebrities. — JG

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